Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Checking In

You know, one of these years I will find a way to incorporate blog posts into my daily life. It just hasn't happened for the first two years of this blog's existence. For the time being, you can find my latest sports work over at Eric McErlain's place.

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Thursday, December 22, 2005

A Real Hockey Broadcast

This past weekend, I attended a Springfield Falcons game with an old college friend. At the last minute, I decided to bring my tape recorder, thinking it'd be fun to sit by the press box and call the action. The end product was a foolish rendition of hockey play-by-play, so completely absurd that my boss decided it would make a great spoof broadcast for my local radio station.

Imagine Bob Uecker and Monty calling a hockey game.

The ten minutes of madness can be downloaded here. Be forewarned, as these highlights didn't actually air on Springfield radio station WMAS. This is nothing more than a spoof broadcast.

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Thursday, December 01, 2005

Thornton and the Media

If you want the real scoop on the Joe Thornton trade, check out the Globe's Bruins page. Read any article. It doesn't matter which one.

Reading the Globe this morning gives you an idea how despised Thornton was in the Boston media. Each article has a common theme - Thornton wasn't a leader. What the hell does that mean anyway? What, exactly, is a leader? And how would the media know a damn thing about Thornton's leadership qualities (or lack thereof)?

The problem with Thornton is that he didn't say boo to the media. He avoided the shooting gallery after Game 7 against Montreal in 2004, and he's been shunning guys like Kevin Dupont this season. It's shameful how they're persecuting him today. I don't think Patrick Roy received this bad a beating in in the French press ten years ago.

These reporters all seem to talk about how Thornton never held himself or his teammates accountable. How the hell would they know? The problem is Thornton didn't hold himself accountable to the media. When you're captain, especially in Beantown, that's an obligation.

Nevertheless, I think there's a lot more to this situation than meets the eye. I have a feeling there were some internal issues that have yet to come to the fore. Judging by what Thornton said, I really think O'Connell had it out for him:

"I came here to win and we haven't been winning. Whose fault is that? I'm not sure. Obviously, I'm out of here so it must be mine."

O'Connell never came out and defended Thornton after it was revealed that he played the 2004 series against Montreal with cracked ribs. He just let Joe get murdered by the firing squad, led by Dupont. Do you think Bob Gainey would let the Montreal press go to town on one of his players? I don't think so (remember his Brisebois tirade).

Most GM's stand by their man. O'Connell never did.


This is the result.

POSTSCRIPT: Speaking of Patrice Brisebois, I happened to stumble upon this recent Denver Post article that chronicles his resurgence in Colorado. It really gives you an idea how much influence the media has in sports, and how reporters can run a guy out of town if they put their minds to it:


"There were two or three in the media who for some reason were really against me. But I know I did everything I could for the fans. I gave money to charity, I did everything hockey players should do for their community. But I took a big lesson from all of it. In life, you can't please everybody.

"It was hard, very hard. My mother called me a few times and she was crying on the phone, and I said, 'Mom, don't worry about it!' You have to be tough, but once it has hurt your mother and your family, I think it's time to go."

If it weren't for assasins like Jack Todd, Patrice Brisebois would still be in Montreal. And judging by the way their defense corps has been gutted as of late, they sure could use him.


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Thursday, November 24, 2005

Turkey Day Fun

Tom Benjamin's post about the decision to postpone the remainder of the Red Wings/Predators game this past Monday got me thinking, inspiring me to the point where I made it the subject of one of my audio essays that I produce for my local radio station. I decided to upload the four-minute file to the internet, something I'll try to do as much as possible now that I'm becoming more technologically savvy. It's nothing special, but I'm a big fan of audio commentary.

And forgive me in advance, but I just had to steal Tom's subject title for use in the essay. It was too good to pass up, and thankfully nobody listening in Rhode Island will notice.

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Saturday, August 27, 2005

Some Things Never Change

Let's check in with our old friend Dale Purinton, who had an adventurous season in the ECHL this past year:

Purinton, an enforcer, was suspended twice by the league, the first for a career-ending check into the boards of Condors player Krzysztof Wieckowski, and the second for returning to the ice to fight after being ejected during a bench-clearing brawl involving the Kings and the Falcons. After the latter suspension, Purinton was suspended indefinately by the Salmon Kings and did not play again that season.

If someone can tell me what the Rangers see in this guy (besides lunacy), I'd love to know.

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Friday, August 12, 2005

Baby, You Can't Drive My Car

A few days ago, policy analyst Radley Balko wrote an editorial condemning several instances in which authorities have arrested parents for supplying alcohol to minors at supervised parties:

Not only do such uncompromising approaches do little to make our roads safer, they often make them worse. The data don't lie. High school kids drink, particularly during prom season. We might not be comfortable with that, but it's going to happen. It always has. The question, then, is do we want them drinking in their cars, in parking lots, in vacant lots and in rented motel rooms? Or do we want them drinking at parties with adult supervision, where they're denied access to the roads once they enter?

Balko’s reasoning sounds good in theory. But he’s missing the bigger picture.

What parents are inadvertently doing by collecting kids’ keys at the door prior to beer parties is encouraging, if not promoting, drunkenness. In essence, the parents Balko cites in his article are telling children it’s okay to get plastered – as long as you get plastered at home. These parents are serving as enablers, insinuating that there’s nothing wrong with being an irresponsible drinker, as long as you pass out on the same floor you were standing on a few hours prior.

Indeed, teenagers are going to drink. I echo Balko’s sentiment in that regard. Regardless, this reality shouldn’t discourage parents and educators from reinforcing the negative consequences associated with excessive alcoholic indulgence. Parents who condone serving alcohol to minors are not only promoting irresponsible drinking (which could lead to alcohol poisoning), but they are also laying the foundation for other potential substance abuse under their own roofs.

But then again, maybe supervised drug use isn’t such a bad thing.

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Bertuzzi Time Warp

Yesterday, James Mirtle wrote a fine piece on the NHL’s decision to re-instate Todd Bertuzzi. While I agree with the premise of the article, this particular excerpt caught my attention:

This is not to compare what Bertuzzi did to these heinous acts or to flaunt some sort of higher moral authority I deem myself to have. I don't. But, in meting out punishments, it's believed that they'll serve as a deterrent to whoever else finds themselves in a similar situation.

And while you'll hear in the media how the NHL is back to it's old ways, has learned nothing from 'the incident,' and should aspire to 'be more like the other sports,' I don't expect in the wake of the past 17-months that players will view violent on-ice acts the same way. Call me naive.

Back in March, I wrote extensively on the Bertuzzi incident. One of the articles included a discussion about the subject of deterrence. Here’s a brief portion of that commentary, beginning with a citation:

The Globe and Mail’s Eric Duhatschek:

"Human behaviour, not just the behaviour of athletes, is unpredictable. Society imposes harsh penalties for the crime of murder, but the possibility of a life without parole still doesn't stop people from killing one another.

The length of Bertuzzi's sentence will unquestionably get the attention of NHL players, but then, there was supposed to be the message in the McSorley suspension. McSorley got what amounted to a lifetime ban and a criminal record as a result of his slash to Brashear's head. The McSorley-Brashear incident happened right under Bertuzzi's nose - in his home arena - but that didn't stop him from attacking Moore, even if he should have known better."

Duhatschek touches upon human psychology here, and his point is well taken. Studies have shown that the existence of deterrents, such as extended jail time and the death penalty, has not substantially lowered the crime rate in many North American cities. Similar deterrents in sports, like suspensions and fines, fail to prevent the recurrence of violent outbursts.

Many folks are of the belief that the banning of fisticuffs in professional hockey will effectively end the exhibition of senseless, violent conduct. In my mind, that opinion is foolish. While one-on-one punch-ups would be no more, dangerous stick work would likely rise significantly. Quite frankly, hockey players would have to compete without sticks in order for on-ice violence to be eliminated completely. Likewise, you’d have to prevent football players from hitting each other, boxers from punching each other, and pitchers from throwing at opposing batters.

More on the subject of deterrence from Canadian National Post columnist Colby Cosh:

"…there's no sense ending Bertuzzi's career over an injury he unquestionably inflicted but that was also a little fluky. Bert is one of the players we're going to be telling our grandkids we saw, and he didn't intend to break anyone's neck. There are many worse things he might have done--what McSorley did to Brashear was worse, of its own accord, though the injury consequences, by pure luck, weren't as bad. It's simply not true that implementing strict liability of this sort is going to end hot-headed, foolish actions, any more than the hanging of pig thieves in 18th-century England ended pig theft. Bert didn't possess the mens rea to be convicted of career murder."

Cosh makes a case for Bertuzzi, noting an excessive punishment against him is inappropriate because making an example out of the winger would not prevent similar attacks in the future. I’ll take it a step further by claiming sucker-punches and excessive violence will continue to perforate the sporting world, primarily because it is utterly impossible to put some sort of a deterrent leash on the emotional reactions of professional athletes.

Sporting competition that involves physicality encourages violence. As a result, emotions tend to run high, and rationality is often temporarily discarded. Bertuzzi, indisputably, had completely taken leave of his senses when he battered Moore, as do many athletes that allow their emotions to paralyze their thought processes. Deterrents are meaningless to an irrational athlete in the heat of battle, or any emotional human being, for that matter. To me, the only way to completely eradicate the combative nature of physical competition is to simply exterminate the practice of contact sports. (end)

I stand by that belief. I saw plenty of AHL hockey this year, and I can name about five brutal sucker shots off the top of my head that landed players multiple-game suspensions. To infer that Todd Bertuzzi’s punishment will in any way prevent similar incidents from occurring is not so much naïvete as it is plain lunacy.

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